Married Men are Healthier Than Bachelors

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A study by Canadian researchers has deflated the hopes of lifetime bachelors every where. 4400 subjects; some single, some married, some widowed; participated in the study, so it is seems pretty legit. The researchers determined that the married men are officially healthier than single men. Why?

When asked why, male participants in the study gave credit to their wives. Wives are really good at reminding us about doctor appointments, making sure we take medicine, resting when we are exhausted, getting medical help when we are hurt, and don’t forget that sex is a major anti-stress technique.

Faster Emergency Medical Treatment

On average, married men who are victims of a sudden heart attack, arrive at the hospital 30 minutes quicker than their single counterparts. Not only can that fact explain why men are healthier, it could explain why married men have a longer lifespan than bachelors. A 30 minute delay in treatment for a heart attack, quite often means the difference between life and death.

Interestingly, the wives don’t even have to be present to elicit this caregiving effect. Some study participants noted that even if their wives were not present, they would hear the female voice of reason telling them to seek medical attention immediately.

It is unfortunate to note that there is no difference in the time it takes women to get to the hospital, whether they are married or not. Come on guys! Pick up the slack!

Women Will Find the Answers

Wives also ask lots of questions. You would know this if you ever got ‘lost’ on a road trip with a female. Married women reportedly ask their own doctors for advice on behalf of their husbands. After all, isn’t pretty much every wife also a nurse? You kind of have to be a nurse when you have a pack of young children and one really big really hairy ‘kid’ to take care of on a daily basis.

This post is an excuse to post a picture of a super sexy wedding dress (yes, obviously it is the dress that is sexy), which you can see at the top of the page. But I also want to take a moment to say, “Thanks!” to all the wives out there who remind us that good health is sometimes more than benching and squatting triple bodyweight.


Resources:
Effect of marriage on duration of chest pain associated with acute myocardial infarction before seeking care

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5 Responses to “Married Men are Healthier Than Bachelors”

  1. Married men also have more difficult time to lose fat than bachelors 🙂 I’m talking from experience.

  2. Big ups for the women in our lives I guess! 🙂

    Thank you for reminding us that a 6 pack will do, when what we really want is a 12 or 24 pack.

    Thank you for the list of “projects” (like swole) that keep off the couch and burning calories.

    Thank you for loving ladies night at the Mexican restaurant where margaritas are 3 for 1. Sober cabs drink free, and you know what Joe Nichols says about tequila.

    Steve, you sir are damn right about that picture! If that doesn’t inspire you to be the best man you can, then nothing will.

    -Matt

  3. I also heard that eunuchs live longer lives than “normal” men. Perhaps there’s a connection?

    🙂

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