Tom Brady’s Hair

Listen, I grew up in NH and I love Boston sports teams. Everyone who reads Project Swole regularly, knows I am a Patriots fan. I will root for them this season, with their lame running backs, high speed receivers, and what appeared in the preseason as a Swiss cheese defense.

What I refuse to do however, is to praise or even acknowledge Tom Brady’s hair. I had seen glimpses of it and heard the rumors that many New England fans were boycotting any discussion of the 2010 hairdo. I feared the worst, but hoped for the best.

My fears have been validated.

Today in an article on ESPN.com about Tom Brady’s car accident this morning, I found a picture that will forever taint my mental imagery of the two-time Super Bowl MVP quarterback. It is so heinous that I find great difficulty posting it on my blog.

Tom Brady’s Hair

I post this image in hopes that Tom will reconsider his current follicle faux-pas, and return his bushy mane to its once-masculine, close cropped, entirely non-emo, Super Bowl winning shortness. From this point forward, I shall never speak of it again.

Without further ado, I present you with The Haircut From Hell:

Tom Brady's Hair
Tom Brady’s Hair

Ugh…

At least he didn’t get hurt in the wreck.

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3 Responses to “Tom Brady’s Hair”

  1. I think it’s great Tom is letting it grow long. He is not an actor or male model. He is always expected to keep a conservative look by his fans. He needs to change his image from a goody two shoes to a bad ass quarterback. Looking forward to seeing it fly out from under the helmet on those rough plays. Keep it growing Tom down your back.

  2. The hair rocks! He looks like a commanding frespirit who will pull of some innovative move in the clutch. His hair projects attitude and that’s what a mature QB should be pressing right now. Is Bundschen’s husband allowed to do commercials for dandruff shampoo?

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